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Why do people follow you on Tumblr?

zhavvorsa-anni-khaleesi:

mejjers:

ratboigles:

granulated:

gaafkiin:

People follow gaafkiin because he/she is yandere and likes mayonnaise.

People follow granulated because he/she is random and has sleek shiny hair.


this is the OPPOSITE OF TRUE AHGDSKJSGSF

sorry i’m afraid only the first part is true

People follow mejjers because he/she is hot and likes to party.

People follow zhavvorsa-anni-khaleesi because he/she is kawaii and tends to be forgetful.

People follow geekreader42 because he/she is random and burps too much.

(Source: repository-of-lost-things)

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    has rainbow-colored hair.
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